Funny! I didn't know!!

Jilted students are known to have turned cynical and been serviceable to the faculty. They volunteer to be love sleuths or teachers' confidant(e)s, and shop and snitch on successfuls. Ill-luck hardens them particularly with honesty and candor: they might be relied on to tip you off on secret pairs clandestinely operating in the market at the moment who manage the same tutors together and use their tutorial sessions ('tuteveaux'?) to stay (or live!) together, drawing out the sessions unnecessarily long by quizzing quizzical tutors , thus peacefully, beatifically away from the aping, ogling, curious, nasty public eye (thank heavens!) for at least an hour or more (in case of self-forgetful tutors, much longer!). Should the hapless tutor taunt and tease the female of the pair in the course of the academic sour (that is, the pair's involved tête-à-têtes for an hour) for keeping them from dropping off or from collapsing over each other with camouflaging, side-splitting jokes or from snuggling under cover , the guerrilla gallant might bear bearishly with a dirty laughter but, I swear, not for ever, soon to follow it with, in the name of God, a life-threatening, spine-chilling electronic letter, of course, as afters of the mind-boggling dinner, or as a bill for the price of his laughter from the gutter. Aré baba! Why don't you wear heart-shaped badges so that horny goats or leering sages can take heed and beware? The problem is solved once and for ever!